Late night Crew.

[jdaniels]

@McLen

omfgomfgomfgomfgomfg

I just went from sheer, utter, complete relaxation to a fight-or-flight adrenaline dump. The human body is absolutely astounding. So, I was leaving my sortagf’s apartment at like 2:40, which is on North Allen street in albany. Not the nicest area but whatever. I wake her up to let me out since she has to work tomorrow and is just using me as a pillow, so she has to let me out. Upon stepping onto the porch, I hear rustling but don’t see anything. Then, out of nowhere, there are about 6 pitbulls. Big, muscly, angry, snarling pitbulls. I yell at her to shut the fucking door and start booking it the half block to my car. The whole time I’m yelling at the dogs. I have never, ever moved so fast in my life. They’d close in on me and back off as I yelled. 3000 scenarios are going through my head. I saw myself getting mauled, or getting to my car but being unable to shut the door due to a fucking pile of pitbulls, or getting to my car fine. Thankfully I got into my car fine. She texted me like “wtf was that???” I’m like “nothing just go to bed.” I call APD’s non-911 line and told them, they said animal control would check it out but can’t really promise anything.

What the FUCK man?! That was easily the scariest moment in the last 6 months. I’m astounded by the body’s ability to go from 0-10000000000 in .0000001 seconds. Good lord that was fucking terrifying. I need a drink.

Six dogs? Are you sure you weren’t in my living room? :lol