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Women wear high heels to bed.
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Men are never impotent.
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When going down on a woman for 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
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If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
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Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
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Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
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Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
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Women always orgasm when men do.
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A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
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All women are noisy when rooting.
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People in the 70’s couldn’t shag unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
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Those tits are real.
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A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt.
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Men always groan “OH YEAH!” when they cum. If there is two of them
they “high five” each other.(and the girl isn’t disgusted!) -
Double penetration makes women smile.
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Asian men don’t exist.
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If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won’t bash the shit out of you, if you shove your dick in his girlfriend’s mouth.
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There’s a plot.
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When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
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Nurses suck patients dicks.
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Men always pull out.
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When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she’ll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
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Women never have headaches… or periods.
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When a woman is sucking a man’s dick, it’s important for him to remind her to “suck it”.
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Asseholes are clean.
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A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
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Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s trousers and find a cock there.
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Men don’t have to beg.
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When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman’s head and the other proudly on his hip
