Let the humor begin: Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

This one is my favorite,

Apparently the only person that can beat Tiger with a golf club is his wife.

Um… he cant drive because hes part Asian? Thats funny.

My grandma wants her jokes back.

So take them

LOLOL :rofl

Really? You’re usually a bit more witty with the comments…slacker. :shifty

I know. :frowning: I felt ashamed of that one even as I typed it.

Youre getting lazy in your old age


Ohh I see whats going on here.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stopped at 3 Ho’s


no gym and now this??? this weak ass thread? holy shit!

this thread is borderline sully fail!

It is near the Christmas break of the school year… The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early

Teacher: “Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
leave early today.”

Little Johnny says to himself “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m smart
and will answer the question.”

Teacher: “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?”

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.”

Teacher: “That’s right Susie, you can go home.”

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a Dream’?”

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, “Martin Luther King.”

Teacher: “That’s right Mary, you can go.”

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you’?”

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy.”

Teacher: “That’s right Nancy , you may also leave.”

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, “I wish these bitches would
keep their mouths shut!”

The teacher turns around: “NOW WHO SAID THAT?”


/\ hehe good one

Not sure if this is the place to post but… looks like Tiger Woods crashed again.

curious how few details have emerged on this thus far.

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The “Tiger Woods can’t drive straight” jokes are all over the web right now.

imagine having this happen to you and basically no one mentions you have a storied history of vehicle accidents related to heavy substance use?