all the other guidos left
bastards.
so… get up and leave bitch
hah…just leave silly!
oh and hetrick says hi again…
we got very drunk once again last night 
since there aren’t any real men left in the office as a result (dude bro), no one would stop your hawaiian ass if it were to leave (dick punch)
<— knows logic and shit
im still at work and the entire office building is essentially empty
the only people still here are other losers who have nothing to go home to
hahah just kidding, they arent losers
this sounds like the beginning of harold and kumar go to white castle
Still a few people here with me, then again entry-level tech support knows no holidays. 