Straight to Gay in 2 beers guy- It’s cool, man, just come out of the closet. Your friends are here to support you.
xander i won’t say who this is (that drives a supra) but i think this was proven when we moved you back from S.C. then jeller pulled out the jelly and syrup lmao
High Five guy- Just happy to be hammered. Everyone needs a high five!
thats me
i know a kid that drives a redline and he is this guy
“Where’s the mother****ing *****?” Guy- Every place you go had better be packed with hot chicks or, by God, will you be bitching…not that you’re going to get ass anyway, but whatever.
now if i was older than 20 id be this guy
Random old guy- Are you an alumni? Someone’s dad? Trying to get 18-year-old ass?
hahaa
Philosophical High-Five 10-Fee-Tall-And-Bulletproof Guy- Everybody’s my friend whether they like it or not, and I never start fights but I could break up a fight between Jackie Chan and Jet Li if I wanted to.
Pluse I tend to like my fiance more when I’m drunk than when I’m sober. :gotme: I guess I don’t show affection when I’m sober. :rolljerk:
Haha this list is awesome. Everybody I know fits somewhere on here.
i can be any combination of these in any given night.
i am the guy that “has one beer and laughs and everyone else making complete fools of themselves as they run to the bathroom and throw up…and laughs and the brother and sister making out in the corner”
:mad: :banghead: :poke: :bloated: :hang:
lol you just wait. your day is coming 