Looking for a receiver

reminds me of the audio nerd joke:

"Paul Klipsch is walking down the street one day and see’s his old buddy Dr. Amar Bose walking towards him. Mr. Klipsch cups his hands up to his mouth making a horn and say’s loudly “Good morning Dr. Bose, how are you?”. Upon seeing his friend Mr. Klipsch and hearing his greeting, Dr. Bose turns around, faces the opposite direction and says “a very good morning to you Mr Klipsch. I’m well thank you, and yourself?”. "