me>eviljay

Woah…i ran out of NAWSSSS from race wars. My car isn’t running right, I need an alignment, one of my blinkers doesn’t work, my intercooler was clogged, i chipped a nail shifting, I wasn’t ready, My foot slipped off the clutch, my clutch slipped, I don’t know how to drive or read, what are 3 beeps?, I can’t feel my right arm, I’m scared of VW’s, We raced past autohaus and that must have given your car superhuman powers, My girlfriend was yelling at me, She hit me in the face, I can’t drive manual, and most importantly i didn’t put my M shift knob on yet.

These are the reasons why I lost.