Got this in an e-mail from my g/f’s aunt, sorry about the weird > symbol, thats how it was in the email and i didnt feel like retyping it.
>>>Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
>>>>creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
>>>>plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
>>>>be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt
>>>>to
>>>>a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell
>>>>you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
>>>>another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You
>>>>don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
>>>>work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
>>>>rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to
>>>>them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New
>>>>shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
>>>>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
>>>>tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
>>>>your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
>>>>thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
>>>>be
>>>>your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of
>>>>shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
>>>>public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on
>>>>your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years,
>>>>maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play
>>>>with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One
>>>>wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear
>>>>shorts no matter how your legs look. You can “do” your nails with a
>>>>pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
>>>>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
>>>>minutes.
>>>>No wonder men are happier.
