Men's Rules that Women Should Learn

[jt76]

I SAID NO CRUST SMACK

[burnt_toast]

@Penfold

perfect list. Every girl should get a manual from day one.

No, the list itself is retarded. It looks like something that was written by a girl like badhulk to exploit the monday evening sitcom stereotypes of men. I feel bad for any guy that falls into that list’s definition because you probably never evolved beyond a 3rd grade level of intelligence, and because you would probably pass out drunk in a snow bank after the big game with the 3 kids you were supposed to be taking care of looking on and crying for help.

[Penfold]

@burnt_toast

No, the list itself is retarded. It looks like something that was written by a girl like badhulk to exploit the monday evening sitcom stereotypes of men. I feel bad for any guy that falls into that list’s definition because you probably never evolved beyond a 3rd grade level of intelligence, and because you would probably pass out drunk in a snow bank after the big game with the 3 kids you were supposed to be taking care of looking on and crying for help.

lol, I am probably more respectful to my fiancee than every guy on this board is to girls.

I guess I read it as a joke and not reality. :shrug: Different views of the world.

[deebo]

Your fiance is prob bangin someone else anyways

[Fry]

@burnt_toast

No, the list itself is retarded. It looks like something that was written by a girl like badhulk to exploit the monday evening sitcom stereotypes of men. I feel bad for any guy that falls into that list’s definition because you probably never evolved beyond a 3rd grade level of intelligence, and because you would probably pass out drunk in a snow bank after the big game with the 3 kids you were supposed to be taking care of looking on and crying for help.

yeah and?

[khoveraki]

@Geehee

i just want them to be like that. skinny, hot, and they dont give a FUCK about turning a wrench. all they care about is being eye candy and partying. which is a-ok with me.

and this. the vag is never the same.

:picard:

the vag part is so untrue I dunno where to even start.

@deebo

Your fiance is prob bangin someone else anyways

lmfaolmfaolmfaolmfao

Women cheat less on guys who are sexist and cheat way more on nice respectful guys. I’m naturally sexist so that works for me. :tup:

also, EPIC callout on the mustang girl. totally proves my point, stupid girls love to talk about all the guy-like things they do - even when they don’t do them. dumb dumb dumb.

[LittleFoot]

@Bad Hulk

all of those holidays should be used to find the perfect present

you should always be thinking about us…no matter what

its not called mind reading, its called knowing the other person so well that you know whats wrong and that if we actually say “nothing” is wrong then you should know there is something wrong.

Im female and I dont not agree with you at all on these three ESPECIALLY the first one, greedy much?

[Bad_Hulk]

@LittleFoot

Im female and I dont not agree with you at all on these three ESPECIALLY the first one, greedy much?

the perfect present doesn’t mean a diamond ring, the perfect present is something thats thought out and meaningful…or just something you need…

@1995z2d8

working on your car? give me a break ur daddy has money and built that car and handed it over to you…:buickgn:

i’m pretty sure i’m striping the entire car, repainting, and doing some other stuff to it…but thanks for pretending like you know me

[khoveraki]

@Bad Hulk

the perfect present doesn’t mean a diamond ring, the perfect present is something thats thought out and meaningful…or just something you need…

typical woman, ignores obvious callouts and passive/aggressively attacks something trivial.

[Joe]

[LittleFoot]

@Bad Hulk

the perfect present doesn’t mean a diamond ring, the perfect present is something thats thought out and meaningful…or just something you need…

They dont think about that stuff that much, some try but sometimes they just arent that good at it (no offense guys)
Just be happy with what you get is how i see it.
And what you are saying isnt 100% correct
Depending on the girl, if a guy gets her something she “needs” they get pissy cause it was obvious and not thoughtful enough, ugh.

BTW if you think a guy should be thinking about you all the time, you are 100% wrong.
People have passions, like almost any guy on here, their passion is cars. If you are saying that they should be thinking about you instead of their cars 24/7, you really need a reality check.

[Haenszel]

@LittleFoot

They dont think about that stuff that much, some try but sometimes they just arent that good at it (no offense guys)
Just be happy with what you get is how i see it.
And what you are saying isnt 100% correct
Depending on the girl, if a guy gets her something she “needs” they get pissy cause it was obvious and not thoughtful enough, ugh.

BTW if you think a guy should be thinking about you all the time, you are 100% wrong.
People have passions, like almost any guy on here, their passion is cars. If you are saying that they should be thinking about you instead of their cars 24/7, you really need a reality check.

:evolve:

[lsvtechatch]

@Haenszel

:evolve:

also a true story.

[Bad_Hulk]

@LittleFoot

They dont think about that stuff that much, some try but sometimes they just arent that good at it (no offense guys)
Just be happy with what you get is how i see it.
And what you are saying isnt 100% correct
Depending on the girl, if a guy gets her something she “needs” they get pissy cause it was obvious and not thoughtful enough, ugh.

BTW if you think a guy should be thinking about you all the time, you are 100% wrong.
People have passions, like almost any guy on here, their passion is cars. If you are saying that they should be thinking about you instead of their cars 24/7, you really need a reality check.

okay what you’re saying is true and all guys are different too and so are girls obviously, if i needed, say rotors or something and my boyfriend got them for me for my birthday i would be so happy…we all have different opinions, depending on the guy or girl and yes people have passions i understand that, i don’t need a reality check thanks

[copperlegend]

LOL at the girls actually taking this seriously

[LittleFoot]

@Bad Hulk

just stating probably most women’s opinions…

@Bad Hulk

.we all have different opinions, depending on the guy or girl

You should prolly make up your mind and choose your words a little better.

[Justin]

@38stang"

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Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing”, we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

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These ones are the biggest for me.

[dawn]

i fucking hate this thread.

[XwalkerX]

@dawn

i fucking hate this thread.

shut up and go do some laundry

[dawn]

post stalker.