Michael Jerkoffson dies. OMGWTFBBQ?!

Facebook. CNN. Go look at your homepages.

lyke OMGZ MICAHEL JAY, IS IN HOSPITAL! DEAD! OMGZUPDATELULZ!

I DON’T GIVE A DEAD MOOSES LAST SHIT!

:rofl :rofl :rofl

ya…too bad hes not dead.

You think thats bad, he’s front page new on cnn.com yeaaaaa the entire world and the most important story is about a child molester because he is in the hospital. It’s a shame the paramedics revived him.

[source] http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31552029/ns/entertainment-music/

BREAKING NEWS
msnbc.com staff and news service reports
updated 1 minute ago

The Los Angeles Times reports that Michael Jackson has died at age 50 after being rushed to UCLA Medical Center.

Los Angeles Fire Department Capt. Steve Ruda told the newspaper that Jackson was not breathing when paramedics arrived at his home and CPR was performed.

TMZ.com reported that he may have suffered cardiac arrest.

Jackson had been due to start a series of comeback concerts in London on July 13 running until March 2010. The singer, whose hits included “Thriller” and “Billie Jean,” had been rehearsing in the Los Angeles area for the past two months.

The shows for the 50 London concerts sold out within minutes of going on sale in March.

His lifetime record sales tally is believed to be around 750 million, which, added to the 13 Grammy Awards he received, makes him one of the most successful entertainers of all time.

He lived as a virtual recluse since his acquittal in 2005 on charges of child molestation.

There were concerns about Jackson’s health in recent years but the promoters of the London shows, AEG Live, said in March that Jackson had passed a 4-1/2 hour physical examination with independent doctors.

He just died, news announced it.

Everyone has it in their away messages, status updates, etc.

When did everyone care so much about the (wo)man everyone loved to hate? Not only that, people are acting like he was some close relative or something. :rofl

since when?? what channel??

now theres two threads for this…mods???

Finally…

A great talent, but who knows what else he was up to. RIP

Mine was there first and has a tourettes guy quote

lock 1

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I was a about to post but got beat by two members. :lol

I was going to have the best title however

‘Didn’t quite beat it’

Merged

idk couple minutes ago, CNN

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lol I can imagine this is going to be the next big “REPOST” on many forums :rofl

shitty.

was it male or female??? lol

I don’t think the doctor can EVER talk about his DICK, without his PERMISSION!

I’m here for the BBQ

Good. One less sick fuck child molester in the world.