srsly, i especially like the fact you refuse to drink from a glass, but will opt for the pasta sauce jar
Bite of the Iguana
1/2 oz Vodka
1 oz Tequila
3/4 oz Triple Sec
1 splash 7 Up
1 oz Orange Juice
1 oz Sweet and Sour Mix
I make this for summer parties. Replace “oz” with “cup”, mix the whole concoction in a big koolaid pitcher with a bunch of ice, make sure said pitcher is kept away from the kids. 
Lol, Jay I’ve had that before. I cant remember where, which is probably good lol.
didnt have a glass that big. portions man, portions. I didnt want to get up 6 times during an episode of topgear.
Were you by yourself?
My standard winter time drink
Southern Comfort Manhattan
2 oz Southern Comfort
1/2 oz Sweet Vermouth
2 dashes Bitters
Bitters make me 
I totally forgot about this its amazing. I’m going to hate myself for finding this
Oatmeal Cookie
1 ounce Goldschlager
1 ounce Butterscotch Schnapps
1 ounce Kahlua
1 ounce Bailey’s Irish Cream
1 ounce Jagermeister
Mix, shake well with ice and get hammered.
50/50 Canada Dry/Jack Daniels.
Does the trick for me.
#1 Obtain pint glass.
#2 Fill pint glass with ice.
#3 Pour Jack Daniels over ice until pint glass is 75% full.
#4 Fill remaining 25% of pint glass with cola of your choice.
#5 When empty, restart at #3 at least 2 more times.
Ever sense they dared me to funnel a bottle of green label jack back in highschool, I can’t stand it anymore.
Sailor Jerry N coke - Equal parts
Sailor Jerry N Canada Dry - Equal Parts
Bundaberg Red N Coke - Equal parts (Australian rum)
Jim Beam White or black label N Coke - Equal Parts
Wisers White label or black label n Coke/Canada Dry - Equal Parts
I always keep it simple and never really get crazy mixing more than 2 things,recently I discovered that Jager and Ginger Ale is really tasty. I also like to mix jameson with just about everything,lol.
Really Yager with Ginger? Hmm never tried that, ill have to give it a try.
^ it’s good.
SJ is delicious, I may get some soon!