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Now Milton, don’t be greedy, let’s pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.

lol

you could stretch this age thing to 45ish

I love Scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down. Down into my belly.

:clap:

Richard Hayden: I can’t hear you, you’re trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
Tommy: No, it was cordless.
Richard Hayden: You know what? Don’t. Not here, not now.

glances over at a hefty bag covered in duct tape

“oh, this has to be you…Spray that thing for bugs?”

Tommy: Where are we gonna take the deer?
Richard Hayden: I dunno, the vet?
Tommy: You take dead animals to the vet?
Richard Hayden: Why not? I’d take you to the vet.
Tommy: Yeah I’ll take you to the… Um…
Richard Hayden: Got that?
Tommy: Shut up.

Richard Hayden: Look Mommy, the Rhino’s getting too close to the car.
Tommy: Him too afraid to get out, him just a little guy.
Richard Hayden: All right, that’s it, fat boy, I’m gonna wail on you.
Tommy: Hey, boys and girls, it’s Papa Smurf!
Richard Hayden: You don’t want none of me; think it through.
Tommy: Just gimme your best shot.
[Richard Punches him]
Tommy: That was it? Come on you can do better than that, can’t you Captain Limp Wrist? Try again!
[Richard punches him again]
Tommy: Hey everybody, is there a window open; I feel a draft!
[Richard punches him twice]
Tommy: If I wanted a kiss, I’d call your mother!
[Richard hits him over the face with a 2×4]
Tommy: That was a good one.
Richard Hayden: [Richard looks up] Hey, Prehistoric Forest!

There can be only One

What does my tattoo say?..“Sweet”

What does mine say?..“Dude”

Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What’s that?
Tommy: It’s me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There’s a gun in your trousers. What’s a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It’s for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? “Zee Germans”?

Everything about this movie is great.

lol

ZEE GERMANS!!

Harry: Still gay?
Perry: Me? No. I’m knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can’t get rid of it.

“We don’t even got any corn dogs!!!”

I don’t really like bills so I’m just not going to pay them anymore.