My car is like...

A hemeroid.

At the most inopertune times it is a royal pain in my ass.

god damn man, do you just sound out stuff and type what feels good

haha, nice.

a trailer queen

it rules at the trailer park

X111111ty billion

Mines like an ebony princess.

All black, big trunk, shakes it like a champ (solid motor mounts), And if I bring her round da hood I know she gonna get snatched up.

boooooo

^A-

My car is like an old snatch, it’s dirty and stinks.

a fridged prostitute,

no matter how much money I throw at it, I still cant the job finished:whip:

A zoo

(thats about it)

Kinda sorta…pretty much works for me so…I stick with it.

my car is like my ex…

the sex is great, but she treats me like shit, constantly needs attention, and leaks once a month.

:biglol:

half man half amazing?
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