A fat chick.
She’s not pretty, and its a rough ride until you get the juices flowing. After that she’ll do anything you want…except move fast:meh:
(Now you go)
an overpriced hooker…
i keep dumping money in and still don’t get any better quality
a slam pig.
it feels great while you’re riding it, but theres much better looking ones out there
a honda civic from 1994…
Just a year newer.
a redheaded stepchild…
always acting up and beating on it doesn’t help.
a slutty trophy wife.
stripped down and under the knife for improvements.
A 40 year old street whore.
shes battered and bruised and could use a makeover
but her motAR nevar stops turning.
A big steaming pile of shit…
08 wrx.
a slutty librarian because she doesn’t look like much but has a lot of potential.
(wow, mine sucked)
A swiss army knife.
Sure it can do everything, but it can’t do anything particularly well.
A girl that won’t shut up.
mostly black and blue
and fun to toss around in the snow
my car be like ooooo ahhhhhhhhh
haha!
montecarlochick:
fat and lonely. (i haven’t been driving it much)
a crack whore.
been around the block one too many times and always needs money.
Ted Washington. Sure, it can move surprisingly fast but it weighs too much to stop quickly.
Herpes.
I get to “break it out” for a few months out of the year than it goes away (not permanently).
fucking el o el
my car is like woah?