My Girlfriend owns me...not really, but...

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well, actually… yeah she does.

EDIT: this is Locutus on newman’s computer.

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played well

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LOLz, I thought this was going to be a weak parody thread

:clap:

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:clap:

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my phrase!

anyways. well played.

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:clap:

Vagtasic!

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404 crocks not found

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lol

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haha dicks! Go find something pink to play with:massmoon:

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this wasn’t directed towards you at all.

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this one’s pretty good :tup:

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newman this is by far your best parody thread :lol:

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I think he is referring to wanna be pimp Locutus, who doesn’t wear the pants anymore :mamoru:

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first of all.

i wear the pants
:massmoon:
second of all.

nice thread, i lol’ed

third of all.

why do you think i dont wear the pants?:smash2:

fourth of all.

sometimes i let her wear the pants, cus i like it like that :roll2:

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yes, but who wears the crocs

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pics of you wearing pants or ban

Also : nice work newman, your best parody work so far :clap:

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shorts + crocs + Polo FTW

and my outfit was picked out by my gf FTW

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you’re gay

slave

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:ohyeah:

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O RLY?! :whip:

Do you even remember the last time you wore pants Mr. Igotyoubytheballs.com? :mamoru: :stuck_out_tongue: