My job is so fucking unbelievable

[vvtlicelica]

@99FRC

So let me get this right.

You hate the hot girl because she won’t let you in her pants even though she’s lighter than air. So as a last resort you tried to hook up with fugly mcfug and she denied your request, so you keep telling yourself she’s a lesbian to make your self feel better. And lastly you hate the pothead because he managed to hook up with both of them at the same time, after baking them out and not offering you any of the leftovers…So here you are on Shift, to complain about your “job”.

:o)

haha as funny a theory as this is sparkles has a gf hahahahaha