Ah I know why I laughed at the pilgrim pumps now…
GRACE: Ok. I have a problem. I don’t want your opinion about it, but I do want to tell you what it is. But I don’t want your advice on it because it’s always wrong.
KAREN: Ok.
GRACE: Good.
KAREN: [RE: GRACE’S SHOES] Honey, can I comment on those pilgrim pumps?
GRACE: No. Ok. Will is making the biggest mistake of his life. He has an old high school friend who lives in France. She wants to have a baby, and Will is going to give her his sperm. Now, first of all, Will is not really the kind of guy who could just give something away and not think about it. He gave me his NYU sweatshirt 3 years ago, and he still stops by at least once a week to say, “How’s it doing?” And don’t get me wrong. Claire, she is nice. She is great. But what is with friends showing up 15 years later asking for sperm? I don’t know about you, but I never wrote in anyone’s yearbook, “Don’t ever change and please fill this cup.” It’s a mistake. He’ll regret it. That’s all I’m saying. Anyway, thanks for listening. And thank you for keeping your opinion to yourself.
KAREN: [QUIETLY] Phooh. Hah-hah! [MOAN] So… Oh… [WIMPER] Oh… Ho-ho! Mm!
GRACE: Ok! Ok, you can talk now!
KAREN: Oh, thank God! Ok, first of all, the shoes go back on the Mayflower. And second of all, you’re just upset because this woman stole your “B” plan.