So i went to 80’s night last thurdsday.
I always go.
I also always take my shoes off, because i kick so many people and step on so many toes (both figuratively and literally) that i decide to do it with “soft feet”
Anyways.
My ex GF is there.
All slutted up.
So, i dance extra annoying and hard, just to be all “i dont give a fuck about you, slut”
So i can see it’s pissing her off. Im dancing with every girl there (because they fucking love it).
So she dissappears and i dont give a fuck. Then a friend comes over:
“dude, amy just took your shoes into the girls bathroom”.
So i have a ladyfriend go into the bathroom. There is my shoe… placed neatly in the toilet…
Wow. Then she comes out, all giggly… like it is the fucking cleverest thing anyone has every done… like she had extensively planned it for weeks… right…
The revenge took only a split second to concoct, and was scores better. She goes outside to celebrate her “victory”. SOMEHOW? an ENTIRE glass of pop, made its way off the second floor balconey and onto her stupid face. Let it be known that i was not anywhere in the vicinity of the glass…
Amy 0
Pop 1
i thought it said poop which made me laugh hysterically till i read your post. hahahahahahhahahaha. i was kind of thinking that someone scooping poop out of a toiletr with a glass and dumping on a girls face would def be interesting to see:headbang:
awesome