depends how cold you want it. 34* for roughly a 36 oz bottle, about 8 minutes. a 12 oz can or bottle, probably 2 to 4 minutes. it’s just a big vat of spinning water.
I gots a beer chiller… you just add ice and in about 2 mins you got an ice cold beer (ya know when you crack it and the steam stuff comes off the top lol) best gift I’ve ever recieved.
i hate putting ice in beer, it foams to no end and gets watered down
Get a canister of propane, with a large access valve, put whatever substance(beer) in front or it and spray liquid propane onto it, the phase change will rapidly cool the beer in about 5 seconds. i have done such…in the open…and also had a large flare up. Do not smoke
darwin anyone?
The salt water trick works nice, takes a few min still though.
watch the movie haggard. they have step by step instructions
what the hell
No shit, I’ve been dying laughing thinking about this and can’t believe it took this long for someone to mention this.
when you finish this said invention and make millions, I’m gunna duct tape shit to your garage door after a few sips of vodkee at the speakeasy.
Oh yeah, best line evaR: Teenagers were meant to fuck!
i cant find haggard anywhere, been meaning to tho.
If you go to the US Patent office website you can search and see if it has been done.
nah… you dont put ice in the beer… you put a can in this device that spins it (and pack ice around the sides)… spin it for about 2 mins (depending on current beer temp) and bam… ice cold (even from piss warm)
That’s suicide 
X…
Go on…
Well, I was wondering if you could help me with my idea too! See, It’s kinda lame only being able to go so fast in outer space, so why don’t we go faster than light? So my invention is the faster than light drive- Anybody out there able to help me with it?
the key to faster then light travel is bending space … hence why star trek uses WARP drive engines
seriously, if you have a good idea and can’t make a prototype right now, at least patent it so you get rich if anyone else does make one
thanks though, i just put a patent in as well as a trademark for “coolwave” and “macrowave” to be thorough
I’m trying to find it online but having little luck finding a manufacturer… I’m gonna have to see if I can find the box that mine came in.
in the mean time… lol, this could help your cause
dry ice would work fairly well… wouldn’t water down your drink, and would actually make it taste better.
ok… here’s the beer chiller I have :tup: http://eggshop.net/infromhottoc.html
glass, I dont think would work all that well though, as glass is alot thicker than aluminum (or atleast it would take longer)