Never before have I felt my asshole to be in such jeopardy as I did tonight

how is it unfair. slap a turbo on your ride pretend to be fast like yamaha

Who is nobody?
if Maybe your 30 psi turdbo could take on a stock 5.slow. maybe he could take notice of your turd

Who cares what someone does.
common who gives a fuck. think he cared you had ketchup on that burger??
Minding his own business. get a life.