re: NINJAS needed!!! great pay. $800 week+BENIFITS
Reply to: job-196527195@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-20, 1:58PM EDT
To all you guys and girls out there that need a part time job. we need all the help we can get to help the great city of atlanta out. I will be your new ninja leader. I know many forms of martial arts. I Have been helping out atlanta for the past 10 years with some of the crime that we have. I need about ten guys and three girls to help me with my crusade to make this city better. I provide all meals while you are working and you will get you own microchip inplanted in you arm so that you enter the secret base. that is based in downtown. we will not use guns only our ninja skills. SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY APPLY. i have tons of cool gadgets that you will be trained on and i have 7 exotic sports car that we will use to get around. Please have a clean driving record because these cars are very expensive.
I find this funny…but come on… you need to find more to do with your time than to keep writing these in the classifieds for our pure entertainment! :stick:
eh, its more of a legacy now. It was fun growing up. I dont really take that as an insult so you;ll have to come up with something better next time that spec of thought runs through your head, if ever again…
