http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070123/ap_on_re_au_an/australia_shark_attack
What’s up shark?
All that is MAN
Surviving a shark attack
Stealing the sharks eye
Making a necklace out of aformentioned eye with barbed wire
Giving said necklace as wedding gift
The only question is after he poked it in the eye did he make the three stooges sound?