not sure if theres a thread for this...

[PJB]

@crazybrew609

a few got lose once and one got to the middle school… they were covered by insurence so when the cops cornered it they shot the thing cause it can put one of it;s nails in it’s foot thru you with one kick… shot it right on the play ground during “outside time”… those 4th graders were fucked

You might be a redneck if…

…cops shoot alpacas on your playground