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“i need something like tahoe explorer yukon so i can fit my dog in the ruck”

Asian?

and what kind of dog can’t fit in a full size pickup?

You got more out of that article than I did. My head started to hurt after the first few words…

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3640499807.html

full of win-
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/3645266129.html

I got a white Practically mint 1995camaro z28. Here’s all the pros and cons strait up! First this car is not 4 kids your ass will b on the news! The engine has been already bored and high performance oversized cams dropped in bout 43,000 miles ago or so! It got elderbrock headers and exhaust! Exhaust fairly new! Hpertech jet chip and its been sports tuned (FOR THE TRACK) I spend 300 dollars a year atleast n work for a year waiver!!. Good thing is no more waiver 2015!!! B&M radiator Also have K&N filters…Brand New Never Ever used 10mm Taylor race wires and E3 spark plugs…totally rebuilt trans from front to back wit less than 20 miles on it also it have 373 gears and a posi for u don’t get sideways!!! Car is meant no rust EVEN UNDER CAR is nice!!! New ignition wires! I no people talk ut this car will beat that 426 horsepower new camaro as and those punk dodge rt and mustangs…New ones!!! I have receipts for most stuff! Car been sitting for 2 years or more!Always stored 8 months out the year! Now it do need a distributor. Optispark I no cause seme and son and street machinery worked on car not just anybody! Won’t start right now!!! But this car is a beast!!! Serious enquires only please!!

The last bunch are just terrible

Maybe the dog is his wife?

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3650673862.html

anyone know of this z?

I have an RSS setup for integras and got this gem today:

We’ll gut out that car for you. - $100 (Valley springs)
So you just bought a 240 or ae86 or any number of drift cars. One good step to do is weight reduction on those cars. That’s were we come in. We’ll gutt out, dry ice and even paint the interior if wanted. We can also do some minor installation (we’re just starting out, havent got all the tools we need yet.) and offer out some tips on drifting. You can contact either me (209-471-6707) or my associate (209-915-6905) for more information and pricing options. Text or call is fine, might be easier for us to respond to texts. We are just starting out making a modification/tuner style garage and wish to hopefully build it into something great. thank you for any customer service.

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/3718668118.html

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/3724210666.html

The bmw/tercel hybrid is awsome

1986 Nissan 200sx!!!

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3730507002.html

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/bar/3728851163.html

LOL WTH

http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/3759814381.html

“1995 BMW M3 Turbo AWD - $25999 (Albany (Arbor Hill))
yo im postin mah whip fo sale. been a gud car no joke has crazy power since I putin dis crazy intake vortex turbo thang. Trust me playa you be pickin up loadz a fly biddies once you all up in heaa!!! Lemme holla atcha on mo time, its got golden riamz, made by BBSs. Car is pink cuz yall know pimpin is pink aint it??? comes with free FREE FREE mixtape of my boy mixing da HOTTEst beatz… no cell phone, shiz is WACK bill be late too many timez? GIMMIE A BREAK email me if you Dare becauz this carz gotta go NEED CASH CASH CASH!!!”

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

I was confused after three words

rotfl awesome

I used to work right outside Arbor Hill in Albany. Wouldn’t be surprised if that was a legit ad knowing that area.

http://syracuse.craigslist.org/cto/3789469124.html

For a friend of mine. Car runs well and the engine has been maintained very well. Price is obo, cash talks and will go a long way.

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3802712675.html

I know you guys are into the older jap cars. looks like a great deal!

FUCK. if the floors are decent and the framerails are solid, that’s a wicked price. Would be an awesome candidate for a sweet swap project