That was a good time guys! Nice meeting ya’ll.
how was the turnout? results? pics n vids?
I’ll take the money, and I’ll take the respect. It means more to some people 
I had a great time and the racing was fun as hell!! Can’t wait to do it again! Nice to meet you guys I didn’t know before!
ahahhahah wayne actually won thats hilarious :thumb
Nice job, Wang. Did you get any lap times?
Nah they dont having timing systems on their rental carts…
Was a great time… I’m sore as fuck those carts wreck the shit outa you…
Anyways was an awsome time, deff more fun than GPNY
Me and vlad were rocking the gopro cameras so he should be posting up some video, I know swift took some pics with vlads camera as well
hey, really fun guys, loved it !
the karts def beat you up! the track was good, loved the up and down hill,
what i didnt like was the inconsistency between the karts and mostly the reliability issues, constantly breaking down or fuckin up… 2 stroke FTL!!
i had the best time in heat 2 on kart 11, i actuall lapped 3 people and completely killed it… other than i had bad luck or just no experience on whatever kart i was using
10 felt loose and pretty legit but took alot for me to get used to
3 apparenlty was the best, wayne used it and won with it, but for me i died on top too many times to run anything hot with it, so i quit th very last “extra race” when i saw waynes chain popped
really fun, forearms are fucked, no fappin tonight i guess LOL
peace
oh ya
WAYNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSWORLDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Cliffs:
Attendees- Wayne
- Singh
- Jammer
- Ilya
- Paul (Ilya’s friend)
- Jared
- Bryan
- Vlad
- Archie
- Shady
- Swifty
Summary (from memory so forgive if I screw up a little detail)
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Group split into two groups (A with 5 karters, and B with 6 karters)
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Two practice sessions 2x10 laps held to warm everyone up / get used to karts
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Heats 3 & 4 were used to determine qualifying for the final gridded races using a combination of random drawings, differential calculus, Boolean Algebra, and Freudian theory… But it worked.
Group A
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Wayne cleaned house with kart #3 in Heat 3, moving up a couple spots early on in the heat and never looking back to claim P1.
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Wayne held off the Jammer onslaught with tail-happy kart #10 to retain 1st place in Heat 4, no mean feat!
Group B
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SinghisKingHiSthemoStHypErMutHa#$@aouthere managed to slice and dice his way to P1 in Heat 3 using a combination of tail happy antics combined with some ballsy (and risky) passes that paid off.
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He wrapped things up with a nice 1-2 BOO YA overtake move through the esses in Heat 4 to cap off another 1st place (and SOME respect… Not all though- ask Paul Walker :lol)
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Best six finishers from Heats 3 & 4 moved to Top Dog Group, low five finishers were in Group C
Results
Wayne - 1st place (overall winner)
Results
Archie - 1st place (of the weak sauzzz)
Thanks to all for making this event a success!!! :thumb
!!! :lol
YEAH BABY !!!
haha yeah i was fuckin crazyyyyyyyyy this morning, those who really know me , know that im pretty chill, but i also believe in having a great time and being loose, not so serious… so i have a pretty serious rep to hold up when i meet u guys in person to keep up with my insane posting ways
i was laughin hard this morning, it was good times
wayne and archie, fucking killed the shit, idc if u didnt win archie, u were HUSTLIN SON !!! i know this, u failed to mention the fact u actually own one of these fuckers ahahahah and had us all bet and shit :rofl hahaa
anyways word ! im really happy with my performance today even tho i didnt win and got a DNF
sounds like a hell of a time. im 110% down for GPNY later this year and i’d love to do this when im not away at school!!
Haha well I sucked a fat one in the heats but “that’s racin”… Dead last in both hahaha
First heat, took it too hard and left myself open to let the kart stall out swinging the tail out on the hairpin… No chance after that. Second heat- well I spent all last night coming up with DOPE excuses but can’t manage to top getting shocked by a spark plug before the hairpin leading to a serious jolt, engine cutting out, and a DNF as well.
Again… “that’s racin”
Reason I don’t say anything about my equipment is because it’s uh… worth more than my only car and that’s kinda embarrassing when you’re my age…
Really too bad about that last “run” you, me, and Wayne tried to make. Wayne and I were talking about it on the way back. We’ll hit you up sometime for a Spring “grudge” match naw mean?
The ride to and from was spectacular. From wayne and I roll racing the general population (who had no idea they were being raced), then Swify giving out handjobs on the ride home… the too and fro was top notch…
As far as racing goes, what a good soild group we had. Wayne proved he can lead, even when in a loose cart, nice work. Swift is swift, Singh is Kingh… Vlad kept video on the pack… with inferior carts I assume… and Archie is not only an awesome dude, but can drive the balls off even the slowest cart. There was a clear disadvantage for some of the heavier, fluffy fellas, but at the end of the day…everyone there could drive!
I wiped oil on Waynes tires to no avail… it’s Waynes World
Singh drifted consistantly, and purposely and was the only one threatened with a black flag, but deep down, even the staff liked the antics… Love you man
Swifty eats salad.
Vlad and friends looked like the Russian mafia rollin down the road… on I90 and on track
Jared, Paul and Byron kept the pace and there were alot of spins…Someone almost got knocked over in the porta potty
Iila got laid by some cheap hooker
Archie is voted most likely to succeed, hands down. He was a victim of circumstance all day.
Overall, karts held up pretty well… thats truth…considering the abuse.
The track employee is a child molestor and wasn’t afraid to tell us.
^ I was lol’ing through that entire post :lol
You mean me, as I was the only fluffy fella there comapred to you guys
rofl:rofl
And yes the ride there was ridiculous… the ride back was even more ridiculous adding swifty to the bunch
im down bro, we gotta get some time to chill sometime, im not sure how possible that is, im busy, and single, and you got kids and like 15 jobs probably… oh well LOL
I KNOW WHERE I'DE PUT MY NOSESwifty!! WTF!? I knew the food car was the way to go!!
Yeah, it’s hard to complain about reliability considering how we (and others) abused the equipment…
:rofl at track employee comment
rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl
Im in for Spring. Or some icccce bling.
ahaha yeah, mad jokes on the way home, ridiculous, i have to deal with sore hip bones, forearms, wrists, biceps , and now sore abs cuz i had some lols