Party At the Ritz - May 13th, 9pm-ish

[Sc1chik]

@Dex

i’ll be there. i’ll be across the street for a bit after work, then i’ll walk over to the ritz. don’t worry jam, i’ll bring jaeger (the bottle, not the person).

i’ll be thurr. cuz i’ll be driving him.

[Jam]

@Coldaccord

will there be hot punk rock chicks with tattoos?

skater daters?

pro hoes?

ramp tramps?

if so count me in

1. YES. if newman choses to open his little black book…

2. maybe. not to sure.

3. i dont know what that means? like profesional skeezers? i could call up a few…

4. isnt that the same as 2?

[Twizted]

Im in if the speedway rains out and i dont go to the bandits game!

@Sc1chik

i’ll be thurr. cuz i’ll be driving him.

Drive me too!

[Shrives]

@Sc1chik

i’ll be thurr. cuz i’ll be driving him.

roffle, how cute. if anyone needs a ride lemme know, the four door works magic

[Sc1chik]

@Twizted

Im in if the speedway rains out and i dont go to the bandits game!

Drive me too!

if you want to sit in the backseat of a 2 door saturn then alright.

[Tevenor]

I <3 sloots.

:whip:

[RuBiCaNT]

@Tevenor

I <3 sloots.

:whip:

Are you gonna be able to make it? I doubt it but TRY TRY TRY!!

[SkunkApe]

i want a body shot…off of matt’s stomach.

can we make this happen??

and when i finish the shot…i will finish it off with a bang bang…

[Freek]

@SkunkApe

i want a body shot…off of matt’s stomach.

can we make this happen??

and when i finish the shot…i will finish it off with a bang bang…

holy disgusting mental image… i just threw up in my mouth a little. On the same note i would pay to see it

[newman]

at our last party, absolutely no one was a fucking retard.

A LOT of car guys are fucking retards, so if you are fucking around, i will hit you with my new 100,000 volt stungun, then have the muscle drag your ass out of my house. legit?

[SkunkApe]

i love it when newman talks tough…its so sexy

but yea…people should know to respect the house…it may be a party…but don’t get outta control. It’s not asking much

[RuBiCaNT]

@newman

at our last party, absolutely no one was a fucking retard.

A LOT of car guys are fucking retards, so if you are fucking around, i will hit you with my new 100,000 volt stungun, then have the muscle drag your ass out of my house. legit?

:word:

If anyone acts like an asshole, they are getting personally thown out by me.

[newman]

@SkunkApe

i love it when newman talks tough…its so sexy

but yea…people should know to respect the house…it may be a party…but don’t get outta control. It’s not asking much

also0, i wasn’t kidding about the girl rule either. this is not to be a sausage party. If a car full of dudes i don’t know rolls up… see ya.

[SkunkApe]

LOL…i can see you getting so mad if a car full of guys roll up…

[newman]

@SkunkApe

LOL…i can see you getting so mad if a car full of guys roll up…

seriously. i mean, i love the cock and all, but i need balance.

[Sc1chik]

@newman

also0, i wasn’t kidding about the girl rule either. this is not to be a sausage party. If a car full of dudes i don’t know rolls up… see ya.

when i was over the other night you told me no girls allowed.

[newman]

@Sc1chik

when i was over the other night you told me no girls allowed.

lol, you must have misunderstood. i said no fat girls. that porch can only handle so much and i aint about to let some fucking hog cave in my shit.

[SkunkApe]

@newman

lol, you must have misunderstood. i said no fat girls. that porch can only handle so much and i aint about to let some fucking hog cave in my shit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!!!1

[tpgsr]

@newman

at our last party, absolutely no one was a fucking retard.

A LOT of car guys are fucking retards, so if you are fucking around, i will hit you with my new 100,000 volt stungun, then have the muscle drag your ass out of my house. legit?

that guy on the bike didn’t ride it down the stairs pretending he was in animal house? He looked like he would

[Mr_Beckington]

Maybe I will show up

My wife told Adam’s girlfriend of the week, that if she comes with adam, to go the bathroom before hand, so she doesn’t have to use the ritz’s bathroom.

:lol: