So that’s the debate between my wife and I… Not being insensitive but she was complaining about how bad here cramps are and painful they…I asked What could she compare them too she said prolly about the same as getting punched in the balls but doesn’t go away … WTF ? Thoughts?
Shes a woman… shes wrong
tell britt to go make me a sammich …
I would venture to say it’s not even close.
She wouldnt have to worry about the cramps if she didnt leave the kitchen
Period cramp is a natural part of her life. Being punched in the nut is not part of ours.
reason number 153,546,753 why being a man is > being a woman
Period cramps. Gils are fucking pathetic. let them feel the cramps I get after eating taco bell and then driving 4 hours in 90 degree heat with no ac and no bathroom stops
Getting punhed in the nuts will make you double over in pain, I don’t think you can compare that to cramps but I wouldn’t tell her that.
she said fuck yourself john lmao
Why shouldn’t women have a drivers license ? Bc there’s no roads between the kitchen and bedroom lmao
This
she pushed suttin out of her vajay jay the size of a watermellon !!! cramps should be a breeeze . tell her to stop milkin it
anytime a girl has ever explained period cramps to me it soundds like my everday life after eating too much fast food or eating at like chipolte and then being active. Some of the “shit cramps” i have had would be enough to kill a medium sized elephant. I think every man has had those. The ones where you make a break for the nearest bath room and proceed to dynamite the bowl for 20 minutes filling the air with ungodly sounds and a smell that you swear is a mix between burning hair, rotting flesh, beef jerky, and the under skin of a 600 lb 50 year old womens labia, then you wonder why the paint isnt peeling off the walls.
That is overwhelmingly descriptive, sir. I love it.
just throw the kitchen sink at her… seriously tho, ball pain over period cramps. ball pain is soo god damn intense its not even funny, ask me how i know
dont they make pills so women dont even have to deal with that shit anymore? Like some kind of birth control pill that makes periods go away.
No pill will prevent the pain of a shot to the boys in the bag though.
Tell her to take a Midol and shut the fuck up!
well they have the birth control pill that regulates the cycle and supposedly makes it last for like 3-5 days instead of a week or so… so i guess 3 days of pain is better than a week, but we still have to deal with them bitchin about it…
and yet another reason to enjoy being single
Well she can still breath during cramps. Pretty sure last time I got hit in the nuts, I couldnt breath for a little bit. I will have a lot of mustard on my turkey sammich.
What ReDevil said.
I got NAILED in the nuts during a volleyball game the other day and the girls that were there was laughing at me telling me to walk it off. I couldn’t breathe, nor could I stand up. I INSTANTLY wanted to puke my brains out.