It’s on a friday, and that afternoon I’m having beef and lobster at my aunt’s house with the family/few close friends for the ‘party’ aspect of it.
Now here’s where you guys come in:
Should I go out Friday? Saturday? Both?
I don’t have very ‘dressy’ clothes, how you guys see me at meets/outside of my work clothes is how basically all of the style clothes I have as I spend every extra cent I make on my crapbox, so aim for bars that match my style, I’m not one for the hardcore gel in my hair, waxed chest, see through shirt (:rofl you guys want noooo part of that) gotti boy club scene.
Soooo where should I go?!
What should I do?!
Anyone on shift is welcome to come out and force me to drink the grossest shots you can think of!
First choose your crowd since you’re from CP; Albany vs Saratoga. Which kind of douchebag and slut do you want to party with? They are different types but the same level of severity.
my favorite part was the beef and lobster. random information much? no one cares what you’re eating, unless i’m invited… and then in that case i’ll have the lobster.
Both.
Don’t wear dressy clothes, get a blank white t-shirt from walmart and let your friends write ITS MY 21st BDAY, in pink glitter. Cause it won’t matter what your wearing 30min after you get there. Unless you pre-game which then it won’t matter at all. Go to Toga!!! my buddy mike had his 21st there. It was fun, or atleast looked it from the pics.
i say rent a room at the hampton, its right down the street from all the good bars. just a suggestion, and DO NOT pay the cab driver 18bucks to drive you 4 blocks. unless your hammered like i was, then by all means.
if you do it right then you wont want to go out the second night
Albany is better if you wanna pick up a girl, buts its also where all the d-bags hang out. Chances of having a run-in with some ass wad is likely and you may find yourself bar-hopping just trying to find the least douchey place. Drink are crazy expensive. Cover charge. And you usually kinda have to dress up a little (no hats and shit).
Toga is a hike, so a DD is a must (or a limo if you are baller) since I wouldn’t want to get a cab that far. No cover charge. Cheaper drinks. Way chiller crowd with less d-bags. Much more casual dress code (you can wear hats). But a lot less sluts.
driving drunk (video games), airhockey and bruised fingers, flying drunk, dancing w/ black girls who use to strip, mike drinking water and thinking it was vodka, pizza at 4am, then the next night beer pong, wrestling in the wet grass in his front lawn, shoes in the woods, 76 diner and i’m sure i forgot a bunch. oh asian girl… lmao
Saratoga > Albany. I’m into having a good time, not mean muggin every other person at the bar.’ Bearded, sandel-wearing VT hippies are better than Albany guidos…by a little bit.
Chiller crowd in Saratoga, the sluts arent Jersey garbage, and Esperantos!!!