Today a plane was flying over South America and the pilot noticed that the plane was too heavy, was over heating and they needed to lose some weight.
The pilot goes over the intercom and tells all the passengers the situation and asks if there any any volunteers who want to jump off to raise their hands. Nobody raised there hand so he says
okay, we’ll go in alphabetical order. Are there any African-American’s on board? no hands raised
Alright, on to B. Are there any blacks on board? no hands raised
Okay, C. Are there any coloreds on board? no hands raised.
At this time there is a colored family in the back and the son looks at his dad and says…isn’t that us dad? The father replies, no son…today we are niggers, so the mexicans can go before us.
i plan on killing your mother, cutting out her intestines, and strangling your girlfrind with them. Then I’ll prolly dissect your GF and hang her cervix from a flagpole.