Post whoring!

said Mr. Kicklow.

as he stuck

his phone in…

the ass of

a teacup poodle.

The poodle then

started speaking homo…

and tried licking

vlads fun spot.

while sticking his

left testicle up

and right foot

in kicklow’s mouth.

Across town people

started to have

very naughty thoughts

about hot sweaty…

cheese pizza and

cumweasel pudding inside

a pork barrel.