Q: If you shove a shower head in your mouth, will water spray out your nose ?

Answer:

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APPLETON, Wis. (AP) – A man accused of forcing a removable showerhead into his girlfriend’s mouth and turning on the water pleaded no contest Wednesday to charges of false imprisonment and disorderly conduct.

As part of a plea agreement, a judge dismissed two felony charges of first-degree reckless endangerment and substantial battery against Delvin L. Debruin, 47, of Appleton.

Outagamie County Circuit Judge John Des Jardins scheduled sentencing for May 30. Prosecutors said they will seek a prison term of four years plus four years extended supervision.

The girlfriend had spent the night at Debruin’s home in January but decided to leave around 5 a.m. because Debruin was acting strangely, according to the criminal complaint.

Before the 39-year-old Appleton woman could leave, Debruin dragged her into the bathroom shower and punched her in the face, the complaint said.

He then removed the showerhead, turned on the water and jammed the nozzle into her mouth until water came out of her nostrils, according to the complaint.

He released her but grabbed her hand, squeezing it until it cracked, the complaint said. The woman managed to leave the home and received treatment for a broken hand.

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She must have looked like one of those Cherubs peeing in a fountain.

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And I don’t see any reason why not.

broke her hand by squeezing it?