The worst thing about living in a apt/house with 1 bathroom

I ate some indian buffet for lunch today… mmm so good.

I ate some good real chinese food for dinner… mmm so good.

I have like 5 lbs of crap that needs to come out of my ass

and there is a girl in the bathroom.

and she’s been in there for 20 minutes…

fuck

:crap:

OMG WTF AND NOW I HEAR THE SHOWER

:shoot: :banghead:

well maybe you should untie her and set her free

if you send her home shell be less likely to try to drown herself w/ the shower

damn kidnapping amatuers

Looks like Rin got the best of you fool… LOLZ

Just yell, “hurry up, I gotta shit!” That usually gets the point across…

take a dump while she is in the shower. I do it to mine all the time.

hell yea man let’er rip!!! let her deal with it, shell learn to hurry in the bathroom

go boom boom in the toilet and run back out while she’s still in the shower!

i did that once … weasled my way in claiming #1, dropped a thuinderous #2 … she reached out of the shower w/o saying a word an backhanded me

its a sticky situation, your literaly caught w/ your pants down, and its easy for her to punish ya

if shes worth keepin shell deal

The sexiest thing a woman can do for a man is learn to love his gas. Love the gas Meg! LOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEE ITTTTTTTTTTT!!!

hahahaha

I’m watching that right now

Holy shit i just berst out laughing in the hotel room so loud. lol that shit was great

I live with 5 women…i know the feeling. etween my mom and sisters its impossable, thank god the oldest moved out. Now i just gota get rid of the twins and i can have my bathroom back…i remodled it, put in the floor, toilet, sink, shower/tub…id say its my bathroom damnet.

heh … what can i say, im fucked up … lol

in for update

I think sleepy had an accident.

While he was waiting by the bathroom door he saw a penny, heads up, on the floor and squated down to retrieve his good luck token… at which point Mr Hanky decided to visit early… and ruin his shorts/sandals

Funny this topic came up today because today i woke up and theres half digested food in our bath tub. Our plumbing seems to have backed up and we were on the way out the door so im hoping that the apartments above us arent going to flush during the day, i dont need dookie on my floor.

THAT IS SINGLE HANDEDLY ONE OF THE WORST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.

I live with my fiance, her little sister, and a couple of friends (male & female)… one bathroom. Now, my girl, I’ll head in and do my business, but I wouldnt subject the other three people to that.

Of course, all three girls bitch and moan when me or Pat roxxors the the bathroom.

:crap:

ya i don’t think chicks shit.