Ya know what really grosses me out?

I’ll have the dishwasher open and I’ll be filling it with dirty dishes. My fat pugs will sneak up to it and lick the back of the door. It smells pretty much like a garbage can when there are already dishes that have been sitting in there…and I think it’s pretty gross.

I guess I just realized it when I was putting a glass that had a little milk in it still, on the rack. It dripped exactly in the only spot that they can reach.

*I’m trying to keep this a NON “nsfw” thread, so no links from sheizafantasys.com or pics of bodies that landed off an 8 story building or something.

OK, here’s one of the grossest things ever… You know that drain thing in the bathroom sink? I have to pull it out periodically and clean it or else the sink won’t drain.
When I do, it is all I can do to keep from retching, as it is covered with a thick slime composed of spit, toothpaste, blood, whiskers, and more. You can’t rinse it off, you have to wipe it off with something, like a sponge or paper towel. It looks kind of like that pink slime from the alien movies. Blech.

no the worst is my fiances hair that she contantly sheds and gets everywhere and forms a big hair ball over the shower drain…i dry heave when i see that ish

genital wart puss is much worse, trust me. especially when it get’s on the bathroom mirror. yup, i went there.

That’s a good one.

I was going to say I hate it when I’m sitting down at a restaurant and I put my fingers in a “mystery sauce”. The kind where you have to smell your fingers or even taste them, just to make sure it isn’t semen or vag.

the places i go…i have to do that to make sure it IS semen or vag.

I remember you telling me that both of them make a good hardener for your CF products. Want me to come over later and harden your CF mouth?

you’re gross.

ew.

Had to bump this.

I was at the gym yesterday, just sitting on a bench inbetween sets. I’m looking around, seeing all the regulars pretty much, when I see this kid biting all of his finger nails and scraping shit off of his teeth and then eating it. Now this was not too long after I came from the locker room where I saw a dude walk right out of the stall and into the free weights section, without washing his hands.

I see this happen all the time too. A dude pisses/shits and then walks into the workout area. Call me a germaphobe, but I’m not an advocate of eating someone elses feces/herpes/urine off of my fingers. I’ll take it straight from their ass please.

lol

Gym equipment is disgusting. When I was at UB and went to the gym at alumni, I got wrist support lifting gloves more for the reason that I wouldnt be touching the stuff.

My new ‘dont touch’ thing is shopping carts. Lots of filthy people around at the grocery store, and they typically have their hands on the cart for 30-40 minutes at a time. Winter time is great so I can still wear my gloves. I am definitely a germaphobe, but I hardly ever get sick, so I guess it pays off.

True story

My sister had a fairly large class, and of course, theres always the oddball in that graduation year. Happend to be a girl called Maryann. This girl SWEAR TO GOD would sit in class, pick her face and eat that ish. Than she would scratch her head so all the danduff would fall out onto her desk, she would wipe it up with her fingers and fucking lick that shit off.

My sis told me about this and i almost fucking puked.

+1

yeah, i wash my hands pretty consistently throughout the day and try not to touch my mouth or eyes. i don’t wanna catch that eye herpes.

Eye herpes is the bomb-dig. But you work with kids? Yeah, I’d definitely wash my hands pretty frequently.

Are you serious? If your fiances hair makes you dry heave when it’s not attachted to her head, you might wanna reconsider getting married :wink:

When its wadded up in the shower and its really early in the morning its more then likely the last thing i wanna see. It takes 5 seconds to bend over pick it out an throw it away, its not asking much now is it. Im with maxima all the way on that one

Dude, just gather it up with your toes and flick it on the side of the shower near the drain.

Speaking of toes… I hate when someone drunkenly takes a shite in the tub. Then next morning You’re obligated to smush it down the drain.

That shit gets under Your toe nails something fierce.

haha I dated a girl once whose cat would take creamy shits in her bathtub. It was disgusting but hilarious.

What a dick cat.

Jeezus