what i did at work today...

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went up to bell acres in sewickly, ( shaggy probably knows where it is) bad ass house… with 75 acres, a guest house, another house, and a barn, allll newly refinished, we were moving them out and me and a kid grabbed a couch. when we got to the truck to set it down he moved it real quick and a staple grabbed my right hand and ummm ripped the shit out of it… 7 stitches in the muscle, and 6 on the outside… its still sore from 10 am this morning

http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/hand1.JPG
http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/hand2.JPG
:doh:

im gonna have to learn how to use me left hand for the next 2 weeks!
damnit! :jerkit:

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damn you have to relearn a new stroke for the left hand :eek:

you remember the peoples last name?

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looks like something Eurodad would do

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thats the easy part. wait till ya got to wipe your ass with your left hand. hahaha

and if you had man hands complete with calusus that would’nt of happened.

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i switched to left hand when i broke my wrist been usying it ever since

ediy wipin ass with left hands sucks

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OH SHIT!!! your right, wtf am i going to do! :rofl:

shaggy i done remember the last name, the place is in the middle of a damn field, you cant miss it

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damn theres some fine lookin nurses at sewickley vally hospital! hehe

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ouch ouch ouch

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well im going to go ATTEMPT to shower, shit , and shave, i think im going to be awhile :rofl:

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that’s all wrong. It’s shit, then shower, then shave.

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i go shit shave shower

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shave shit shower :slap:

wait…

derek you shave ??? :rofl:

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i do, shave shit then shower, rarely to i shit after the shower, but its fun to poop right after the shower cuz it comes out smoothly :rofl:

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i have to shave after the shower or i get razor burn real bad. and why does the shit come out more smoothly after you shower? are you soaping up your bunghole and not rinsing it?

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you gotta leave it damp, then wipe! lol

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First of all this is too much info about you folks… second of all … I know what he talking about… it does come out smoother…hahahahah

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:idb:

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wow, too much info :rofl:

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OMG :rofl:

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girls poop??? :confused: :dunno: