Have you ever felt so lazy..

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That you’ve considered just shitting your pants instead of getting up to go to the bathroom?

Probably just me, but it was an option a few minutes ago.

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Nah

But have you ever taken such a horrible dump that you just have to take a shower afterwards?

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Have ever shit in the shower and then not be able to squeeze it all down the drain with you big toe?

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three posts and this thread is already going places

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this thread is a waste of database storage

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just like how poop is waste… :slight_smile:

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so talking about waste makes this thread a waste?

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ever taken a dump in a hot dog bun and gave it to your friend with ketchup and mustard on it?

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shittiest thread ever

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oh i see what you did there… lets hope no one runs… with it

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I had that exact discussion at starbucks a few weeks ago…

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Have you ever taken a dump so big your pants fit looser?

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YES!

Pants feel looser and I feel much more relaxed after .

Gotta love those softball shits,feels like birth.

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hahaha Everyday. In the morning I’m a 34, by 8:30am I am a 32 again.

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Having a little extra spring in my step from being a pound or two lighter is how I qualify a good shit.

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yea i know what you mean, it all started with post… Number 2

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holla

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how’d that work out for you?

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lolllllllll

I waited until I got in the shower.

edit- damn, I should’ve re-read this thread before posting. Jeremy already beat my to it over a year ago.

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you pooped in the shower?

big toe mashing it down FTW!!