yea, but then you get the e.colizzz under your toe nails whenyou have to smush it down the drain.
It’s only acceptable to shit in the shower when you know it’s curry and not a Baby Ruth.
I like when you shit a crapload (hahah) and you only have to wipe once. In conjunction with the shitting-so-much-you-get-skinnier, you also feel like you could sleep for a day like bear or something. Bears shit in the woods, BTW.
But if no one’s around, does it smell?
am i the only person that likes to weigh myself immediately before and immediately after a good dump?
Or does it steam in the snow if no one is around?
I hate it when people talk to me on AIM while shitting
Who cares! It’ll make a delicious Bear-smore, regardless.
no i just like to know how much shit i just produced…
personal record is about 2.4 lbs…but who’s keeping track anyway…
Skunk purchases Crocs for Locutus when he is shitting in addition to posting and AIM’ing.
how much do your used tampons usually weigh, Betty?
:highfive: for postwhoring today! I haven’t done this in a while. :headbang:
But have you ever had the ‘abandoned ship’?
It only happens when you have a good solid poo-canoe where the tail end sticks out a few inches.
My girlfriend does this. hahahahaha
LOL
this thread stinks
Wait til I have to poop next chino… you are getting the first message!
How about the mushroom cloud - when you have that half-curry/half baby ruth where it splashes water and curry-poo on your ass cheeks?
you’re only ~200 posts behind me…
Thats not a huge deal, but when the balls get all moist, gag. Shower, stat!