its only gay if your balls touch :crackup
I’m not down for DP action… but I’d totally Eiffel tower a bitch w/ ya :nod
I’ll let you know haha. As long as there is no male to male contact i’ll be fine. BUT a bizzare twist that tests the skills of even the most experience player has unfolded:
I forgot that I scheduled a BBQ for tonight with some friends. So I resched. dinner with the girl prev. mentioned. No big deal. My sister is bringing another VERY hot friend of hers to this BBQ, so i’m like omg awesome. Well my friend Heather, who is hot but has a b/f, is bringing her equally hot, single sister, and her rich, overly hot friend who is single and apparently lives two houses down from me on the lake that wants to meet me. So now I have two girls coming that are interested in meeting me. The tally thus far is that there is going to be 6 girls, 4 of them single, two of them interested in me, the other two presenting me a challenge and only 3 guys. Two of which have g/f’s. This is like a wet dream come true but it is going to be difficult to make everyone happy. I’m seriously contemplating inviting a friend of mine (guy) who is single just to take some of the pressure off. Going to be a LOOONGGG night…
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Pick Swifty. He needs this.
how do they feel about skinny guys with throat colds, runny noses, and bad gas? cause thats me right about now.
Hammer down some DayQuil, GasX, and man up!
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hahaha :haha
Just trying to help you out man. :cool
Even though the thought of you with another girl does make me insanely jealous. :sad :lol
OOO boy
what about a slightly chubby guy whos not sick?
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hahaha sorry swift
what about a skinny kid with tight pants? can he get a lil lovin to?
that would just make the girls leave, and then you would be 97vr4’s bitch for the night. :crackup
he wants a guy to hit on the girls. not one they can share pants with.
it works out pretty good actually, right off the start we have somthing in common
^ haha thats awesome lol
their only filthy skanks if they suck yer dick after you pull yer pud out of their ass and lick the chocolate off lol :crackup
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but so true…
no chick will let me put it in their ass. it sucks cuz I keep trying and keep gettin shot down :headbang :sad
Getting a normal girl to have anal sex with you is an art. It usually involves alcohol, a porn movie, and lot of patience. You have to make them want it, it’s hard to tell you how but you’ll get it. I have 2 girls under my belt as far as anal sex goes. One of them loved it, the other one hated it but I got what I wanted. Good times my friend…