http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/true81.htm
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p. m. instead of 7:30.
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
my fav
It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
lol
The balerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
lol… I love mental images…
Crap like this would be so much funnier if it were ACTUALLY real. A blind deaf retard would even realize how fake this is.
Still some pretty funny lines in there.
yeah it brought up an adware bar in my windows firewall
not really worth the click man
The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. :lol:
Yeah norton caught it, def. not a good link