Regular things that girls do that turn you on.

replace lotto with earning a million dollars in stocks / bonds

anyone smart enough to do that is smart enough to know the lotto is a tax on people who cant do math.

So you want to come along on shopping trips, and drop her off/pick her up from girl stuff? Or worse, have her in your face 24/7?

I actually do play scratch offs when I’m really bored at work. I figured out that the Bingo ones cost $2 and I make ~$10 in the time it takes to do one. Any winnings are a bonus.

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change it to “I <3 sink pissers”

A hot girl/milf driving a big pickup and/or stick shift.

You guys are fucking lost. No shit a girl TAKING OFF CLOTHES is hot. WTF. That’s not something you’re going to see her doing in public. Unless she’s a whore, but I think there’s a thread for that in NWS.

Think of REGULAR things that a girl would do around anyone. Not just someone she is intimate with lol.

Me - “Regular things that turn you on?”
NYSpeed - “Oh you know, when a girl takes off all her clothes and has sex with me. That’s kinda hot.”
Where do you people hang out?

a few of us tried, sigh

then just karter came along and literally shat all over this thread

There are def some good responses lol. But most people missed entirely. I mean, the things they said are hot (mostly) but not regular behavior.

haha true

you surf right? Ever realize how many dudes flock towards the chicks in the lineup? I usually just enjoy the view from a distance. A girl’s ass while laying on a surfboard is HOT.

I would actually rather watch the chicks in the lineup bite it. 60% of the time the suit stays on, every time.

That doesn’t happen all that much here actually. There are ALWAYS girls out surfing here. Especially in Waikiki.

Joe, my area is good for that because of the tourists trying to surf. But locals never make that mistake lol.

No no no. What the fuck. Gross. Blood should not be involved with sex. What the fuck. And if the toilet is taken, ill fucking wait.

WHAT THE FUCK

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hah true. Us east coast surfers are so lame.

Caveat for all of this is that a girl has to be sexy in the first place in order for anything she does to be sexy. I can’t stand it when some land-beast tries to act sexy and it just comes off as awkward and inappropriate.

Also, urinating in a sink is NOT sexy… WTF?

“If you got the pink, piss in the sink”

who said anything about it being sexy?