Recently it being my birthday and my parents not knowing what to get me, they decided to get me this
He is an articulated disembodied monkey head with touch sensors, light/movement sensors, stereo hearing and about 8 motors in his face to make his lips, eyebrows, head, mouth and eyes move independently. He is also programmable and can act as a guarddog.
He is pretty freaky, but what he needed was wheels. Luckily i just happened to have a roomba, so in a flash of inspriation the technology convergence that is the screaming monkey robot vacuum cleaner was born. It had to happen.