saw this on another forum

and it got some pretty interesting replies:

The idea is simple, but there are rules.

1.) You are in an enclosed area about the size of a basketball court. You have no weapons or padding on you. There are no weapons lying around. You can only protect the family jewels (cup).

2.) You cannot touch a wall or use that as a weapon.

3.) These kids want you DEAD. that is, they won’t get scared or back off at ALL.

4.) Assume they are all of good health. Also, they’ve received one day of combat training, to show them what will hurt you, and the correct way to attack.

5.) When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When all the kids are knocked unconscious (amount of kids is somewhere in the neighborhood of 4 figures), you win.

My question is this: how many 5-year olds could you take on at once?
List your strategy and explain.

1 at a time

High School or Collegiate? How many square feet is the court?

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You planning on actually dunking them?

Umpossible Missons Force

If Tom can do it, I can to.

sky-hook would prove to be a more efficient killing force using gravity to my advantage…duh!

The Heart pumps blood throughout the body in coordination with the lungs to keep oxygen circulated, this blood is needed by the vital organs to survive especially the brain. If the heart fails or is seriously damaged oxygen will not reach the brain resulting in the person blacking out followed by death. So I would simply reach into their rib cage and pull out their heart, just Like in indiana jones.

Also I would eat their heart, that would be badass. So i could take on aprox 34 5-year olds, I would have to stop when I got full

Theres no answer to this.

punch each one in the throat or break their arms.

i don’t think 5 year olds could knock you unconscious…but i would just keep working my way around beating ass

Size 12 Boot > 5 Year-Old’s Cranium.

yeah, that would do it.

Find the 5 year olds, Mums >*

throw out a stack of yugioh cards. Watch as the kids play, and beat the sh*t out each other.

:wtf: I dont get it…

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Go R Kelly style and piss on all their faces…then while they are blinded knock their punk asses out.

id bring kolar, and he’d just have sex with them

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