needs a car that runs before he talks smack
^^
Lives in depew with all the cool kids
^wrestles gorillas and other large primates in his free time
got a ticket for no front plate
trying to be all snky snky
^^Doesnt realize the importance of front plate weight reduction.
Saved my life with a grimace burger 
^wasnt me posting this
^is now the official postwhore of this thread.
^doesnt know how bored ive been the past week
calls me once a month cuz he thinks im leavin for the navy the next day, even though i dont leave till december. lol.
^^^leaving for the navy in December
^Has some sort of “Pirate Mouse” for an Avatar, it’s a mouse with a patch over it’s eye…and obviously I don’t get it.
Its Danger Mouse
^^^i used to sing to him when we worked at delta
TURN AROUND BRIGHT EYES!!!
^^wants to punch some lady in her box for not knowing how to use the interweb
^^^is bringing me an everything bagel from timmy ho’s 
Probably the straightest-acting gay guy I know!
^^^pshh…acts like he thinks it’s weird, but he really loves it
^Sucked in his giant lips on a hose at delta