add in a box of condoms and a case of motor oil and you are set.
just give up that nasty snatch. seriously. much better than tissues and porn.
Yes, great ideas. I need more now. It’s gonna be a fuckin’ gift basket by the time I’m done.
Dildo? Then when he opens it you can be like “oops, I was wondering where that went” and take it.
This is getting sort of expensive. I think I might take out that gas pump thingy.
So:
- Box of Condoms (I should get the small sized ones, hahah.)
- Package of Tissues
- Bottle of Lotion
- Bottle of Liquor
- Porn Magazine (cheaper than a DVD right?)
- Cheap giftcard for somewhere (AZ, Sunoco, SOMEWHERE)
… that’s good, right?
hahaha
I was thinking an old stuffed animal.
find like a shitty stuffed weasel and put him in there…
In highschool
My brother gave a girl (secret santa) a mounted boar’s head.
Put in in a wrapped box with a lid.
She opened the lid and began to cry.
The boar’s head was on the wall of the lobby for a while then disappeared.
only expensive thing is the booze 
Just get an old porno from someone hahaha
Gifting used porno mags…Screams classy,
Instead of hard liquor save some money and get a 40 of silver thunder.
Gift Cards, a ook of super kiss car washes… or a nice Royal Oak Offshore
who the hell uses blockbuster anymore when theres netflix…cmonnnnn now
Don’t forget the blow up doll…
Someone’s going to the turnpike…
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