I’m offering my assistance as a designated driver…in case you boys party it up too much. I’d rather get a call and come drive you home then hear of anyone driving smashed!! …this is only cause this is a once an a lifetime thing YA KNOW sinister having a girl wanting to marry him.
I’m in if you want me to attend. But I can’t get drunk because I gotta do stuff early on Sunday (Range Officer at an NRA match), so I can offer driving services.