Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl’s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she’ll look like an angry dragon.
Arabian Goggles
A rare move when you put your balls over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead).
Ballsacking
Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you’re able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.
Beef Curtain
(AKA Beefy Curtains) The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam. Sometimes skanky bitchez got these from all the vaginal reaming.
Blumpy
(AKA Blumpkin) Get a bitch to suck you off while you are on the shitter.
Brown Necktie
You’re about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.
Butter Face
When a bitch looks hot from behind, but her face is busted. Refer to “Who’s Yo Fatty?!?” for more info.
Cleveland Steamer
When you gettin head from a bizzle, you take a dump on her chest. After dumping your load–sit yo ass down in yo crap causing her to gasp for breath. Then pretend to be pulling the whistle cord on a Cleveland steam ship. As you make the loud noise you slide in your spunk from her chest to her bush smearing a spunk trail on her body in your wake. This can be done with the male facing either direction. The more authentic the steam whistle sound, the better.
Davey Crockett
When you slip muscle relaxants into yo bitchjes axe wound, then slide your head in and wear her snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Comes in handy on those cold winter nights.
Dirty Sanchez
When laying the bone doggie style, stick yo finger into yo bitchez ass, pull it out, and wipe it across her upper lip. This leaves a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name could be Dirty Sanchez. A very popular European variation of this maneuver called “The Hitler” involves a simple poop smudge under her nose, so it looks like Hitler’s mustache.
Dirty Swirly
While boning a chick doggie style near a toilet (preferably one filled with a healthy load of shit, or some hot piss, or both), stick her head in the toilet and flush…she’ll dig it.
Dog In A Bathtub
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl’s ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
Donkey Punch
Say you is banging a bizzle doggy style, right befo you jizz, you stick yo dick in her ass, and then punch her in the back of the skull real hard. It makes yo weiner feel real good when her asshole tightens up.
Dutch Oven
Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you’re into that sort of thing).
Felching
After you have been sticking your babe in the can, you bust your nut in there, back up and then pucker your lips up to her rim and suck out your ranch dressing.
Gobstopper
With two hands, spread your tramp’s anus open, then spit a big-ass loogie down the asshole then close it back up. You can give her a smack on the ass when you’re done, if you want.
Golden Shower
Any form of dropping piss all over your partner. Great for those who like watersports.
Hershey Highway
When plugging your girl in the ass, you run into some hot diarrhea. Don’t hurt her feelings by getting grossed out though, just pretend it’s extra lube.
Hot Lunch
The result of defecating a tube of shit directly into a girl’s mouth.
Hotdog In A Hallway
When laying the pipe, you realize your dick isn’t even touching the walls of her vagina, kind of like tossing a hotdog in a hallway. Most frequently happens when banging the neighborhood trick or if you’re slinging a small dick.
Mushroom Stamp
When you spank a bitchez head with yo weiner and leave a mushroom shaped impression
New York Style Taco
(Also known as a wet Betsy) - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you puke on her box. All the fixin’s.
Pearl Necklace
Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry. Fuck that diamonds are forever shit.
Pink Glove
Hate when this happens. Every so often a girl is not wet enough during sex. When you finally pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.
Puerto Rican Fog Bank
While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog directly into her nostrils.
Purple Mushroom
When you is gettin head from a bitch, poke her cheek from the inside until it leaves a purple mark.
Rear Admiral
An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don’t let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It’s almost as much fun watch her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
Rusty Trombone
A bitch shoves her tongue deep in your chute. She wiggles her tongue as she does the reach around to pump you like a Catholic priest doing an Alter Boy, kinda like a trombone player.
Stingy Nut
When a chick isn’t worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend her over, and jerk off all over her ass.
Sud N’ Fud
When trying to bang a girl, she gives that same old story, “I not that kind of girl.”, “I don’t fuck on the first date.”, “I’m catholic.”, “Stop asshole.”, etc. etc… After hearing all this bullshit, you whip out your handy bar of soap. Then lather up her armpit (or any other joint you prefer), and proceed to fuck that instead.
Surfing
This happens when you nail a fat woman. As you watch the rippling effect of her rolls with every thrust, along with the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger, you are given the sense of riding the ultimate wave.
Swimmer’s Ear
When a girl is giving you a good sucking and right before you erupt, you remove yourself from her mouth, place your purple head in her ear, and fill her ear with some sweet love seed. Hopefully, you will give her an infection.
Tea Bag
To perform the tea bag, have the girl lay flat on her back. Then you squat over her with your hands on your knees, and gently dip your nut sac in and out of her mouth in a motion similar to performing some kind of fucked up yoga exercise.
The Bowling Ball
When you doggy style bangin you girl, put yo hand on her ass and slip yo thumb in her chocolate starfish. You can then pick the girl up from her asshole like she was a bowling ball. It gives you mad control when you trying to get yo jizz on.
The Bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits and or a large lock of hair as tight as possible and yell another girl’s name or state “Ya know your by far the ugliest girl I ever fucked”. This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
The Carpet Cleaner
While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
The Chili Dog
When you take a hot dump on a girl’s tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.
The Compton Gangbang
You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she’s about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you’ve got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)
The Corkscrew
Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you’ll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you’ll be able to bore through wood.
The Flying Camel
When yo bitch is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, balance yoself without using your arms. You flap yo arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, like you would imagine a flying camel to sound like. The ladies love it.
The Landshark
The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.
The Moped
A chick that’s a fun ride until your friends see you on it, if you know what I mean.
The Shocker
When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman’s vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)
The Stranger
Sit on yo hand til it falls asleep. Then jerk off and pretend you is getting a hand job from someone else.
The Walrus
After spunking in a girl’s mouth, you pinch the center of her two lips together and hold her nose. This will force the cum to dribble out of the sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of the walrus.
The Woody Woodpecker
When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap your cock on her forehead.
Tossing Salad
You gotta chaw on the asshole, to do it right you either use syrup or jelly. I prefer jelly.
Tropical Wind
When getting your asshole eaten out by a worthless tramp, you break wind.
Tuna Melt
You’re down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be that time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
to long
There is some funny shit in there!
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i didnt see “the spiderman” listed in there… if theres enough interest ill explain later.
explain know,to the old fokes! :sadwavey:
i always liked the ambushed paddington
no grumpy munchkin and no wolfbagger = no win
Spiderman = after your done fucking, you bust your nut into your hand. Then when she turns around you fling your load into her face like your slinging a web.
Or “The Tony Danza”
Say you is banging a trick ass bizzle from da back, when u’z about to blow, you stick yo shank in her donk, and then crack her upsida’ head. Befo da skank holla’s, say, “Whos the Boss!?”
ebonics help from urbandictionary.com
houdini - doing a girl from behind… pull out like youre going to bust and quietly sp[it on her back in the “flow” of a load… then when she turns around nut in her face and yell “tadaaa”
siren- The loud sound produced when you thrust your cock in and out of some bitch while she is getting slammed hard in the ass. As you thrust in, your cock fills her mouth and muffles the groans and screams. When you pull out, the screams ensue. Alternating in and out, produces the siren like effect.
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