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JEEE thanks vandal…lol. mainly its my present girl (for 2 years) dosnt know how to even check her oil…its bad…, Ive tried “teaching her” but i guess she had aeropostle on the mind… :idiots

my ex… thats a different story… she taught me how to replace my suspension when we were both 17… she got a sunfire(hahaha…) GXP, with about 270hp all mods and tuneing were done by her. (BTW MOON dyno last summer). Probably another reason i miss her…

i cant even say, wanna help me change my brakes
“no i’d rather watch americas next ugly model…”

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where are these chickie friends you speak of.

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Oh shes good!

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You pump gas…its ok we accept it!

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Out doing every thing that I’m not i.e. you can find them at the local bars almost every night lol.

Then again, I’m not local to you guys anymore.

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dsm headgaskets are not fun… and you need a tensioner tool and tensioner holder ( the battery hold down bar just happens to be the same thread you need! and a drill bit works great to hold the tensioner retracted BTW! )

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You think a DSM is bad? Change one on a 240. Ugh. You need midget hands. I got so pissed trying to remove the EGR pipe that I just torched it off.

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:lol you know the pipe just unbolts right? also you do need midget hands… ive done it ona friends DOHC. its not easy… espeically to us fat fingered people.

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Oh, I saw the bolts. Problem was I couldn’t get the freakin ratchets or wrenches in there to get the one closest to the manifold. After I broke 2 knuckle busters I gave up.

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Ah… women… :nana

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lol its only a egr… i would have been swinging a sledge hammer at it…i have patience to a certian point… after that… here come the hammers… ;D

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I personally prefer the snap-on set of 5 different size pry bars. :lol

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aww… the pry-bar, i forgot, that comes out first, then then end of my huge old wrench, then hammers.

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I like the way you think.

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Then if all else fails. the torch comes out. then if nothing works out come the almighty sawzall

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or you could just be a real man and pay someone else to do it :idiots

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No, no, the cutoff head on the torch.

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NO ONE works on my car but me. unless its something stupid like exhaust, or if i dont have time at all.

also this threoy doesnt apply that much, its only if im taking the part off for good or replacing it. im really careful with what ever i work on

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i was kidding, i’m basically useless in almost every sense of the word so i pay other people to do shit for me. :headbang

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:stfu :crackup