LOL.
Please, keep talking about my weight and my girlfriend (whom you know nothing about) since you have absolutely nothing to talk about otherwise. You’re reaching for something and it’s ok, we all do it sometimes.
If you’re trying to make fun of me, actually talk about me. You could say I have one eye and I’m fat, and that’s really just about it. I don’t disrespect people unless they deserve it or disrespect me. I have no enemies, I haven’t failed at just about anything I’ve attempted. That’s pretty much all you’ll have to talk about. And it’s ok to do that, studies have shown that it is what people with lesser IQs or education tend to talk about, so at least you have that excuse.