Sleeptalkinman

[dyingwish]

I check up on shitmydadsays periodically on twitter, but aside from that…the site is utter garbage, and people who use it it need to be exterminated. That said:

I stumbled on this the other other day and it’s fucking hilarious! This guy’s wife records him sleep talking, and the shit he says is fucking pricelss, and there’s audio.

Sleep Talkin' Man

“My beard can tell a thousand stories. My mouth however, just says fuck you! Stop staring at my beard.”

“Mmmmmm marmalade. It has to be thick cut though. The real stuff. And on your buttocks. Tangy!.. Buttocks. (giggles) Funny!”

[4doors5gears]

Man that site has me cracking up. I know I sleep talk, but it’s nothing as hilarious as that.

[munster_ek]

hahahaha. That’s awesome!

I hope if I say something funny in my sleep that my wife records it.

[Sinner6.0L]

man there is some funny shit on there

[Dominator]

wow sleeping quote machine

[bgblockelcamino]

wow

[obi-1]

That’s hilarious. I’m bookmarking that one.

“That’s it! That’s the last fucking time we’re ever going on holiday with beavers. Can’t take their chattering. Always chattering!”

“Whoever invented calories is gonna get their face fucked with ice cream cake.”