The husband had just finished reading a new book
entitled, “YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE”.
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced, "From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house
and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and
when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with
me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you
are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and
towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage
my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s
going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, “The fuckin’ funeral director
would be my first guess.”…
