so how can you brag about your friends being successful? that does next to nothing for you…
its like “hey my friend, has this nice house, but i live with my parents”
or
“hey my friend fucks supermodels, but i fuck underage 12 beer chicks”
all hypothetical situations nothing directly inferring you
he probably got fucked by a tranny and is afraid of altanta now, and wants to say it sucks cause his ass is the size of a coke bottle, and can’t walk straight
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