So I'm in Hotlanta. And I'm having lots of fun.

so how can you brag about your friends being successful? that does next to nothing for you…

its like “hey my friend, has this nice house, but i live with my parents”

or

“hey my friend fucks supermodels, but i fuck underage 12 beer chicks”

all hypothetical situations nothing directly inferring you

he probably got fucked by a tranny and is afraid of altanta now, and wants to say it sucks cause his ass is the size of a coke bottle, and can’t walk straight

edit:

WORD!!!